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30 ways to be killed by chocolate peoples choice awards!

Jordan — Mon, 14 May 2012 21:26:14 +0000

So I have been thinking, I have made 3 (10 ways to be killed by chocolate) posts and I want to know what your favorite 10 are of all 30 of them so I am giving you the choice to pick your top 3 faves and the ten with the highest votes will be in the peoples choice awards. These are all 30 that have been created by cementers like yourselves or me and submitted them in a comment. The top ten where placed in one of the 3 different posts, so these are your 30 ways to be killed by chocolate top 30!

The first week was created my fellow classmates and myself, these are the first 10

Chocolate, a friendly snack, or is it?

For all you chocolate lovers beware…

Here are 10 ways chocolate can kill you!

Food poisoning because of tampered chocolate,
Drowning in melted chocolate,
Heart attack (too much saturated fat),
Extreme allergies to chocolate,
Chocolate spear to the heart,
Chocolate fever caused by to much chocolate,
Stabbing yourself with a chocolate fondue fork,
Executed after breaking into a chocolate factory,
A chocolate bomb,
THE CHOCOLATE MONSTER!!!

After asking viewers what they thought should be in the next part I had tons of comments telling me what they though, and the top ten are….

10 Your teacher throws you out of a second story window for not sharing your dark chocolate

9 Being made of chocolate and people eating you

8 Get a stomach ache, and have a huge puking fit and the acid starts devouring your throat.

7 Be attacked by chocolate zombies.

6 You go broke because you spent all your money on chocolate and have to live on the streets and die of hypothermia because of the New England winter

5 Getting lost in chocolate land

4 Shot in a chocolate war

3 Chocoholic sees you eating chocolate and wants it so he kills you

2 Aztecs kill you for stealing their idea

1 Getting hit by chocolate meteorites

And now number 3 the newest post the top ten are….

1 Chocolate Avalanche (Chocolanch!)

2 Chocolate knife to the throat!

3 Candy land invades earth!

4 Flattened by a chocolate steam roller!

5 Chocolate Tsunami!

6 Eating a Chocolate Jellyfish

7 Shot by a Chocolate M98B sniper rifle

8 Chocolate arrow to the knee!

9 Chocolate troll!

10 Chocolate syrup whirlpool!

So those are your top 30 please give me some more ways to be killed by chocolate for your chance to have yours in part 4! And be sure to vote for your top 3 favorites so they can be in the top ten peoples choice awards!

Dream Guitar (BC Rich Draco Ghost Flame!)

Jordan — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 21:12:41 +0000

Most people like to have a dream house or car that of course they could never have the money to own one them self. I have admiring this guitar for long time and I hope someday it will be a reality!

The description on the BC rich site is Like a spirit rising from a dying fire’s burning embers, the Draco Ghost Flame offers a form that is simply untouchable. B.C. Rich has always been known for its distinctive guitar shapes but the Draco takes this art work to a higher level. Do you dare touch the flame?

Do you have a dream object tell me in a comment

Price $1400

10 Ways to be Killed by Chocolate part 3!

Jordan — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 21:32:45 +0000

1 Chocolate Avalanche (Chocolanch!)

2 Chocolate knife to the throat!

3 Candy land invades earth!

4 Flattened by a chocolate steam roller!

5 Chocolate Tsunami!

6 Eating a Chocolate Jellyfish

7 Shot by a Chocolate M98B sniper rifle

8 Chocolate arrow to the knee!

9 Chocolate troll!

10 Chocolate syrup whirlpool!

Give Me some more ways to be killed by chocolate for your chance to have yours in part 4!

And be sure to check parts 2 and 1.

edited and inspired by Kyle and Tommy

Y.E. Fair Over Look

Jordan — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:01:18 +0000

This Y.E. fair was a big success for the businesses and the customers because of the wide and appealing selection of products. That was a big factor in its success.

The bright, decorative displays that attracted a lot of attention, led us to a good profit and gave us good ideas of how to run a business.

If I where to run a business

I would personally like to thank everyone who was involved, participated and enjoyed the the hard work that went into each and every one of our products. I would also like to thank every one who supported the fair from the parents who helped set up, helped us with our survey, bought our products or even took a quick look though our business plans.

I was glad to see every one there and I hope it will be as successful next year!

Perfect Pummeling Pinãtas

Jordan — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:05:06 +0000

Have you ever wanted to get back at those pesky pigs or aggravating Angry birds or if you ever have wanted to hit a base ball that isn’t moving.

Well here is your chance with my Perfect Pummeling Pinãtas and I would like some feedback for my product!

The LINC Youth Center

Jordan — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:20:06 +0000

Hi how are you? Today I will be telling and showing you one of my favourite places to skateboard and hang out, The LINC! Now, you may be wondering why I like this place so much? Well,first of all, there is a sick bowl and street course to skate (BMX & scooters are allowed). Second of all, they offer Youth Council, a big screen TV, Nintendo Wii, Digital Arts Program, outdoor basketball courts, a pool table, a ping pong table, air hockey tables, XBox 360 & Kinnect, karaoke, computers – internet, nightly events, birthday parties, out-trips, Tween Nights (9-12 years on Tuesdays), Gaming Nights,a snack bar and an awesome time.

I have tried almost all of these things and I would recommend all of them

If you live in the Courtenay/Comox area you have to check this place out and best of all its only $2 for kids and $4 for adults!

LOCATION 300 Old Island Highway

Pics of the bowl

Finger Board Trick of the Week: Ollie

Jordan — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 17:25:24 +0000

Great thing start small just like this trick.

Hope you enjoy!

What trick should be next week next tell me in a comment

Finger Board Trick of the Week: Kick Flip

Jordan — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 18:00:36 +0000

The kick flip is a big step from the ollie. The kick flip is a more or less a very difficult trick that dose take time to master but once perfected this is one sick trick!

This video will teach you how to kick flip enjoy!

What trick should be next week next tell me in a comment

Zombie Apocalypse!!!

Jordan — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:33:42 +0000

For most people, zombies are the green faced dead people in movies that pop out of a grave holding there arms out, moving very slowly, trying to eat your brains. Well realistically I think, zombies would move quite fast if provoked. They would be pail skinned from blood loss + holding your arms out would be inefficient and just plain stupid unless they where near someone.

That’s my opinion on them. If you have any tips tell me in a comment and if there was a Zombie Apocalypse where would you go?

The Happening

Jordan — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:17:48 +0000

I woke up dazed on a cold, steel table with my limbs tied in chains. I looked around the unfamiliar room trying to figure out where I was? All around me in this strange laboratory were frightening torture devices and science experiments.

From the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of a masked figure coming in through a doorway. He walked toward me and pulled a lever that started a slowly revolving contraption with red hot blades to lower down on me from the ceiling.

I went to cry out but my mouth was taped shut. I struggled and tried to break free but the device had almost reached me, and the heat started to burn through my shirt, exposing my chest flesh. The heat was excruciating. My head flung back in pain and standing over me was my torturer. His bony fingers clenched the corner of the tape on my mouth and he ripped it off, taking some skin with it. I cried out in pain and tasted blood on my lips. He began lifting his mask revealing his identity.

“You, but how?” I was shocked to see my old friend and colleagues mangled and scarred face. “You died 3 years ago in the explosion!”

“Then you thought wrong, when I was in the hospital I had enough strength to escape. I guess the hospital didn’t want to be held responsible for a missing patient so they just declared me dead. The last 3 years I’ve been recovering here, creating new formulas and devices to get my revenge… on you!”………

How do you think it should end? Tell me in a comment.

Edited by Jackson, Griffin and Colton